字幕來源：紅眼睛的兔子
后期：bongpong
片名 當鋪大亂斗
我要把這個圣誕老人弄走 Need to get the Santa out of here.
為什么 Why come?
第一 現在是春天 不是冬天 Number one, it's spring. It's not winter.
-春天 -那又怎么樣 -Spring. -So?
第二 Secondly,
你又不在這工作 you don't even work here.
能不能不把你的垃圾到處亂放 When are you gonna stop putting all your shit all around
哪哪都是 all over the place?
第三 Third...
圣誕老人又不是非洲人 ...Santa Claus ain't even of African descent.
對 這才是你要說的 Oh, yeah, that's it there.
我就等這句呢 I was waiting for that.
你肯定知道圣誕老人也不是真人吧 You do realize Santa Claus ain't even a real person.
只要你愿意 可以把他涂成任何顏色 You can make him whatever color you want to.
是的 圣誕老人不是真的 No. Charlie Brown ain't real.
圣誕老人是真的么 Charlie Brown real?
見鬼 當然不是 Well, hell, no.
你不會去畫一幅 Well, you ain't gonna draw a picture
關于黑人小孩的畫 of a little black kid, round head,
滿頭卷發 curly-squiggly hair
然后管它叫"花生"漫畫 and call him a "Peanuts" comic.
當然 如果你愿意的話你可以畫 Well, you could if you wanted to.
我完全可以畫 但是我不會去畫 Well, you could physically, but you can't.
是的 你能畫 Yes, you could.
好吧 行了 我能畫 All right, fine. You could.
但是你必須把這悲催的圣誕老人弄走 But you gotta get rid of the damn Santa.
而且我還得跟你說件事 And I got news for you, too.
如果有黑人穿著紅色運動服從我的煙囪爬下來 If some black man came down my chimney wearing a red jogging suit,
我就在他的紅帽子上轟個大洞出來 I'd blow a hole right through his red hat.
不如這樣... How's that...
干嘛 What?
不 不 不是那樣的 伙計 Oh, no, no. No, no, man.
我就是想當掉我的獵槍 I just need a loan on my shotgun.
這事呀 Well... honest.
你什么情況 年輕人 What... what's wrong with you kids?
就這么走進別人的店里拿槍亂指 Coming into a man place of business pointing a shotgun at people.
對不起 我沒想到你們會這么大驚小怪 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cause no fuss.
你知道當鋪生意很危險的 You know the pawn shop business is a dangerous game.
太他媽對了 Damn right.
我弟弟 搬到了西部 去了一家當鋪 My brother, he move out West, opened a pawn shop.
-后來在地下室里發現了他 死翹翹了 -這事我記得 -Found him in the basement, dead. -I remember that.
是嗎 他發生了什么事 Oh, yeah? What happened to him?
我不想說這事 I'd rather not talk about it.
你很幸運 You're lucky...
我沒轟掉你的腦袋 I didn't blow a hole through your head.
是嗎 你兩只手都舉著 拿什么轟 Well, how was you gonna do that with your hands up in the air?
閉嘴 Shut up.
把槍給我看看 Give me the gun.
好吧 我給你二十塊 Well, I'll give you 20.
不會吧 太少了 Oh, come on, now. Come on.
五十 50.
不可能 No.
-四十 -不能夠 -40. -No.
-三十怎么樣 -沒門 -30? -Nope.
二十五 25.
-休想 -別這樣 伙計 倒霉 -No. -Come on, man. Shit.
行了 好吧 Well, all right.
伙計 弗恩來了嗎 Hey, man, is Vern there yet?
沒有 他晚了 No, he late.
你在哪呢 伙計 Hey, where you at, man?
別擔心 我很快就到你那 Don't worry, I'll be there in a minute.
你只要穩住他 沒問題吧 You just keep his ass there, huh?
好吧 你能不能再快點 Well, could you hurry up, please?
從我們抽完那個屎玩意以后 我已經在這上面呆三天了 'Cause I've been up for three days since we smoked that shit
我都開始產生幻覺了 老兄 and I'm beginning to hallucinate, man.
天啊 Ah! God!
在我來這的路上 On my way here,
我正在開車的時候 我看到貓王了 老兄 when I was driving in, I saw the King, man.
我發誓我看到了埃爾維斯 他正走過鎮子的廣場 I swear I saw Elvis walking through town square.
我現在混亂得要命 啥也不能干 伙計 I can't be robbing no people when I'm fucked up like this, man.
別娘們唧唧的 我馬上就到 好嗎 Quit being a pussy. I'll be there in a minute, all right?
你只要把弗恩穩住 我要干翻他 You just keep Vernon there 'cause I'm gonna fuck his ass up.
媽的 Shit!
-基督耶穌啊 伙計 -謝天謝地 伙計 -Jesus Christ, man. -Thank God, man.
你到底去哪了 Where the hell have you been?
我必須當掉我的獵槍才有錢加油 Oh, I had to pawn my shotgun to get gas money.
伙計 沒有了獵槍我們拿什么去搶斯坦利 Man, how the hell we gonna rob Stanley without a shotgun?
-好啊 那你說我要怎么才能到這兒 -你個蠢豬 -Well, how was I supposed to get here? -You stupid fuck!
沒有汽油我怎么來這兒 How was I supposed to get here without gas?
我真不如去接你了 蠢蛋 I would've come and picked you up, dumb-ass.
聽著 你不覺得搶斯坦利的事兒已經夠二了嗎 Listen, don't you think this whole robbing Stanley thing is stupid anyway?
還有 我們為什么他媽的非要到這荒郊野地碰面 And why the fuck we gotta meet out in this field?
你太他媽傻了 伙計 You are so fucking stupid, man.
因為這是他媽非常機密的事 這就是為什么 'Cause it's top secret shit, that's why!
那荒郊野地就是專門為機密碰面準備的 So fields is the place for top secret meetings, huh?
再說你為什么他媽的那么擔心槍呢 Why are you so damn worried about the gun anyhow?
我們有三個人 他只有一個人 There's three of us and only one of him.
我們只需要進去 然后把他打倒 We just go in there, we beat him down,
我們搶了冰毒 轉身就跑 we take the meth, we get out of there.
-多簡單 -你真蠢到家了 伙計 -It's easy. -You're so stupid, man.
-怎么啦 -那家伙他媽的是個變態狂 -What? -The guy is a fucking geeked-out,
鄉巴佬 毒販子 一坨屎 hillbilly, drug-cooking, dumb shit.
你不覺得他肯定會在房子周圍 You don't think he has a fucking arsenal of weapons
布滿火力嗎 laying around his fucking house?
你不覺得他每隔五分鐘就會把腦袋伸出窗外 You don't think he ain't got his head out the window every five minutes
四周看看他媽的情況嗎 peeking 'round to see what the fuck's going on?
你知道這屎東西他媽的讓人偏執的要命 伙計 You know this shit fucking makes you paranoid, man.
嗨藥失言 伙計 你身上還有嗎 Speaking of dope, man, you got any on you?
見鬼 沒有 Hell, no.
當鋪的那個白癡二十元就收了我的槍 That dickhead at the pawn shop only gave me 20 on the gun.
就夠加油的 So I only got enough for gas...
干他媽啥呀 伙計 What the fuck, man?!
媽的 Shit!
搞他媽什么鬼 伙計 What the fuck, man?
那狗娘養的把我襪柜里的八十塊錢偷走了 That son of a bitch stole $80 out of my sock drawer.
-不 他沒偷 -扯淡 -No, he didn't. -Bullshit!
蘭迪 他他媽根本沒拿 Randy, he didn't fucking take shit.
-弗恩啥也沒偷 老兄 -你他媽怎么知道 -Vern didn't steal anything, man. -How the fuck do you know?
因為他剛把他那該死的獵槍當掉了 Because he just pawned the goddamn shotgun
才有錢給車加油 伙計 so he could put some fucking gas in his car, man.
而且他身上根本沒冰毒 And he didn't have no meth, either.
窮的叮當的 他根本就沒錢 So clearly, he ain't got no extra cash.
媽的 Well, shit.
等等 Wait,
他把獵槍當了 he pawned the shotgun?
那我們要他媽怎么去搶斯坦利 How the fuck are we supposed to rob Stanley?
我不知道 蘭迪 I don't know, Randy.
操 伙計 你為什么要用車撞弗恩 Fuck, man, why you gotta go and run Vernon over?
我是說 媽的 你怎么會認為他偷了你的錢 I mean, shit, what makes you think he stole it in the first place?
拉馬爾告訴我是他偷的 Lamar told me he took it.
拉馬爾說的 Oh, Lamar did.
你是說那個癮君子 You mean the crackhead?
那個謊話連篇的他媽的騙子 You mean that lying, fucking cheating thief?
那個拉馬爾 That Lamar?
你個傻逼 他去庫克發廊理發的 You stupid fuck! He gets his hair cut at Cook's!
-他說他看到弗恩偷了錢 -那你就信了 伙計 -He said he seen Vernon take it. -That don't mean shit, man!
我是說 耶穌上帝啊 你他媽... I mean, Jesus Christ! You fucking...
你他媽用車撞了弗恩 伙計 you ran fucking Vernon's ass over, man.
你他媽可以先問問他呀 You could've fucking asked him first.
你咋他媽想的 What the fuck?
腦袋被驢踢了 Instead you trust some dude's word
還是用老二在想問題 with the name of fucking "stinky nuts."
有點沖動了 行嗎 Made sense at the time, all right?
我們得救救他 Man, we gotta do something.
我們得送他去醫院或者別的什么地方 We gotta take him to a hospital or something.
他正流血呢 這可不是什么好事 伙計 This gurgling shit, this ain't normal, man.
我才不碰他呢 讓他在那呆著吧 他沒事的 I ain't taking his ass nowhere and getting locked up. He's okay.
-我們總不能把他扔這兒不管吧 -閃開 -Well, we can't just leave him here. -Move.
看 他沒事 See? He's fine.
咱找拉馬爾要錢去 Let's go get my money from Lamar.
下午好 我是康妮·斯萬森 Good afternoon. I'm Connie Swanson.
和我在一起的這個男人白天濟世救人 And I'm here with a man who helps save lives by day
而晚上他又變成了貓王 and is the King by night.
-嗨 -有請瑞奇·貝爾道斯奇 -Hi. -Meet Ricky Baldoski.
在白天 他是一名志愿醫療救護者 He's a volunteer emergency medical service technician by day
但是 也許你已經猜到了 and, as you can probably guess,
晚上 他會為我們帶來精彩的埃爾維斯模仿秀 does Elvis tribute shows by night.
-非常正確 我是瑞奇·貝爾道斯奇 -是啊 -That's right. I'm Ricky Baldoski. -Yes.
瑞奇 跟我們說說哪些人對你的影響最大 Tell us who some of your big influences are, Ricky.
好吧 那肯定是... Well, definitely.
貓王 貓王 還是貓王 The King, um, King, and the King.
-永遠都是貓王 -你可以看到瑞奇... -KKK all the way. -You can catch Ricky...
-等一下 不 -...這個周末 -Wait, no... -...this weekend
為大家帶來他那精彩的貓王模仿秀 performing his tribute performance to the King.
我就想說一句話 "上帝保佑美國" All I just want to say one word. God bless America!
...費爾郡歐文鎮報道 ...Irwin County Fair.
交給你了 邁克爾 Back to you, Michael.
拉馬爾 Lamar!
你這王八騙我 You lying bastard.
弗恩根本沒偷我的錢 是你偷的 Vern didn't steal my money, you did.
不 我沒有 No, I didn't.
去你媽的 Bullshit.
我知道是你偷的 因為我他媽確信不是弗恩 I know it was you 'cause it sure as hell wasn't Vernon
你還敢騙我 and you're the one who lied.
老兄 Oh. Oh, man.
我想那就是我了 老兄 I guess it was me, man.
我操... What the...
我就他媽知道是你 I fucking knew it.
把錢還我 你這撒謊的王八 You give me my money, you lying piece of shit.
-錢沒了 -你說啥 -I don't have it. -What?
錢呢 錢呢 Where is it? Where is it?
在空氣中 老兄 我把它們抽完了 It's in the air, man. I smoked it up.
一早上你抽了80塊錢的 操你大爺的 $80 since this morning? What the fuck?!
你慘了 拉馬爾 We gonna kick your ass, Lamar.
我們要操翻你的大腚 We gonna fuck you up good.
就他媽因為你 老弗恩被撞死了 'Cause of you, old Vern got killed.
那他媽一點都不酷 伙計 And that shit ain't cool, man.
你在這嗨爽了 There's getting high
我哥們卻他媽被車撞死了 and there's getting a brother fucking ran over!
我操他媽的 伙計 干他 God damn it, bro! Kick his ass!
我應該把你干翻翻 拉馬爾 I oughta kick your fucking ass, Lamar.
蘭迪 別這樣 伙計 Randy, don't, man.
你有槍嗎 You got a gun, huh?
沒有 No.
-我們需要一把槍 -我們可以找唐 -We need a gun. -Hey, hey, we could ask Don.
唐肯定有槍 Don will have a gun.
是啊 Yeah.
極有可能 Maybe.
我們要去弄把槍 然后回來噴死你 We gonna go get the gun and we gonna come back and shoot you.
-是不是 -我出去的時候看你還敢偷東西 -Right? -Don't you steal shit while I'm gone.
聽到嗎 Okay?
聽到了 Okay.
你褲子里是我那張冥河樂團的CD嗎 Is that my Styx CD in your pants?
媽的 是 God damn it. Yeah.
操 拉馬爾 Fuck, Lamar!
把它放回去 拉馬爾 Put it back, Lamar.
-別他媽挑戰我的耐性 -對不起 伙計 在這呢 -I ain't fucking around. -Sorry, man, it was right here.
我就是暖暖它 I was warming it.
你貪事了 It's your fucking ass now.
你貪大事了 拉馬爾 You're fucking dead, Lamar.
干他呀 蘭迪 Kick his fucking ass, Randy.
什么情況 What the fuck?
你不是要干他嗎 What, you ain't gonna kick his fucking ass?
他媽的閉嘴 Shut the fuck up.
等我們回來干翻你的大腚 We gonna come back and kick your fucking ass!
媽的 操 Oh, shit! Fuck, man!
你們這幫家伙也太粗魯了 伙計 You guys are fuckin' mean, man.
是的 我們就是想借你的槍用幾個小時 Yeah, so we just wanna borrow your gun for a couple of hours
用完馬上還你 and we'll bring it right back.
滾他媽蛋 Get the fuck outta here.
什么情況 What the fuck, man?
那臭嘴漢居然當著我的面摔門 I can't believe that fuck-mouth slammed the door in my face.
我真該干他 我剛才就應該這么干 I should've kicked his ass. That's what I should've fucking done.
-是呀 -操他媽的 -Yep. -Dumb motherfucker.
我們能不能把他的割草機借來 didn't we borrow his lawn mower one time
然后賣掉 and then we sold it
不還他了 instead of taking it back to him?
明天必須把機器還給我 聽明白了嗎 I want that machine back tomorrow, you understand?
好的 好的 沒問題 沒問題 Yeah, yeah, you got it. You got it.
謝謝啊 唐先生 Thanks, Mr. Don.
-沒想到他他媽這么招人煩 -是呀 -No wonder he's so fucking pissed. -Yeah.
伙計 我想問你個事 Hey, man, I've gotta ask you something.
什么 啥事 Yeah? What is it?
聽著 別給我來那套 Look, don't be giving me no bullshit about
什么你不能相信了 我不知道了此類的廢話 好嗎 how you can't believe I don't know and stuff, though, okay?
行了 到底什么事 Fine. What is it?
我說真的 伙計 你絕對不能叫我傻逼 I'm serious, man. You can't be calling me dumb-ass.
什么破要求 行了 For fuck's sakes, all right.
是這樣 我們來到雅利安人聯盟有一年了 Okay, we've been in the Aryan Confederacy now
差不多吧 for about a year, right?
-是 -好 -Yeah. Uh-huh. -Okay.
有一件事我搞不明白 There's one thing I don't understand.
你就直接說不行嗎 羅·道格 Would you just spit it out, Raw Dog?
伙計 你快讓我抓狂了 Man, you're freaking me out.
-操 -好吧 好吧 -Fuck. -Okay. Okay.
我明白 I understand
我們為什么討厭黑鬼 why we're supposed to hate niggers, okay.
-為什么 -他們看起來另類 -Yeah. -They look different,
走路另類 說話也另類 they walk different, they talk different.
這我明白 I get it, okay.
但是猶太人 伙計 But Jews, man,
我們為什么要討厭猶太人 why are supposed to hate the Jews?
我剛剛發現杰瑞·斯普林格是個猶太人 I just found out Jerry Springer was a Jew.
他媽的杰瑞·斯普林格啊 伙計 Jerry fucking Springer, man.
如果我在大街上看到他 If I seen him in the street,
我會去親他的屁股 I would kiss his ass
問他要簽名 and ask him for an autograph.
我家里有三張亞當·桑德勒的DVD I got three Adam Sandier DVDs at home
我剛想起來他也是猶太人 and I just found out he's a Jew, too.
如果我在一幢大樓里 而我后邊坐了十個猶太人 If I was in a building and 10 Jews sit down next to me,
我都不可能發現 I wouldn't even know it.
所以 他們跟我們有什么不一樣呢 So what's the difference?
因為他們有錢嗎 錢有什么不好 They got money? Well, money ain't so bad.
媽的 我倒希望我能有些錢 Shit, I wish I had some money.
因為他們長著大鼻子 They got big noses.
至少人們是這樣認為的 At least they're supposed to.
二逼泰迪的鼻子比這破車里 Damn Teddy's got a nose that's bigger
任何人的鼻子都大 可他不是猶太人啊 than this whole damn truck and he ain't Jewish.
就因為這我們也要討厭他嗎 So, what, are we supposed to hate him?
因為他們哭得很大聲 For crying out loud.
耶穌就是猶太人 伙計 Jesus is a Jew, man.
我是說 我們可是在說耶穌啊 I mean, we're talking Jesus.
我們每個星期天都去教堂 We go to church every Sunday
向最牛逼的猶太人祈禱 伙計 and we pray to the King of the Jews, man.
你覺得呢 Well?
你給我聽著 Now you listen
好好聽著 and you listen good.
如果你再說這事 我向上帝保證 If you repeat this, so help me God,
我把你也撞死 I will run your ass over, too.
我也不知道 伙計 行嗎 I don't know, either, man, all right?
我也不知道 I don't know, either.
我是說 見鬼 我甚至都不討厭黑人 I mean, hell, I don't even hate black people.
迪龍和伯特是我最好的哥們 Tyrone and Bert are some of my best buddies.
-你認識他們 是吧 -是的 他們還非常酷 -You know them, right? -Yeah, man. They're cool, too.
是啊 Yeah.
我是說 你知道提前離開牌桌 I mean, do you know how awkward it is
去參加那些自以為是的白人聚會 when I got to leave the card game early
有多讓人難堪嗎 to go to my white supremacist meeting?
我是說 他們好像很了解你似的 I mean, they seem to understand,
但是 見鬼 只是... but, hell, it's just...
讓我開始去參加的唯一原因是 The only reason I started going in the first place
格雷格老婆的小餐桌上面 is 'cause Greg's wife puts out that little buffet table
擺滿了肉丸子和小熏腸 with them meatballs and them little smoky wieners.
是啊 都是好東西啊 Yeah, them are good, too.
見鬼 是啊 真的很不錯 媽的 Hell, yeah, they're good. Fuck.
我還知道我要參加每一次聚會 Next thing I know, I'm going to every meeting,
你明白的 you know.
和他們混熟 得到認可和一切該得到的 Full-blown member. Got the tats and everything.
所以我們還真是觀點相同啊 So we're pretty much on the same page, then.
差不多是這樣吧 Sounds like it.
我們才不是那些自以為是的白人呢 是不是 We ain't even really white supremacists at all, are we?
應該不是 Guess not.
我們還應該繼續參加他們的聚會嗎 蘭迪 Should we still be going to them meetings, Randy?
他們的小熏腸確實不錯 Them little smoky wieners sure are good.
-是啊 相當不錯 那就去 -好啊 -Yeah, they're pretty good, all right. -Yeah.
非常不錯 They are good.
糟了 Oh, shit!
什么情況啊 What the fuck?!
媽的 Shit!
那是什么 弓嗎 What is that? A bow?
沒錯 是一張弓 把它弄過來 Yeah, it's a bow. Let's get it.
我們拿它干什么 What are we gonna get that for?
我們要用它去搶斯坦利 We gonna rob Stanley with it.
他在拉屎... He's taking a...
糟糕 快點 快跑啊 Oh, shit! Come on, let's go.
快點 羅·道格 Come on, Raw Dog.
快啊 老兄 Come on, man.
別人大便的時候偷他的弓嗎 Take a guy's bow like that?
真他媽沒節操啊 Fucking prick.
玩兒蛋去吧 傻屌 Hey, see you later there, cheese dick.
太棒了 羅·道格 Yeah, Raw Dog! Yahoo!
媽的 Shit.
操他媽的 That motherfucker.
你沒事吧 You okay?
我有事 I don't think so.
你什么情況 What happened to you?
有個王八蛋用車撞我 This bastard ran me over.
撞完后讓你在這等死 Run over and left for dead, huh?
是啊 Yeah.
送你去醫院啊 Take you to a hospital?
我不想去醫院 I don't wanna go to the hospital.
我想找到那些害我的王八犢子 I wanna find those backstabbing cocksuckers.
報仇啊 Revenge, huh?
這詞兒很危險哦 That's a dangerous word.
我覺得這想法一點都不過分 It's appropriate, though, I guess.
你很眼生啊 You don't look familiar.
你是這附近的人嗎 You from around here?
只是路過 Just passing through.
你確定不去醫院嗎 You sure I can't take you to a hospital?
不去 No.
我知道那些王八在哪 I know where them fuckers is gonna be.
我本來要和他們在那碰頭 I plan on meeting them there.
最大的問題是我當掉了我的獵槍 Only problem is I pawned my shotgun.
明白了 I see.
等我一下 Give me a second.
現在... Now...
我不能帶你去那 I can't take you there...
但我可以給你這個 but I can offer you this.
-你要把槍給我 -我給你的不是槍 -You'd give me your gun? -I ain't giving you my gun.
我給你的是一種了結方法 I'm offering you salvation.
剛才你怎么了 What the fuck happened to you back there, huh?
呆呵呵的像個智障 Froze up like a retard.
我可不能讓你傻呵呵的在那站著 I can't have you doing that shit in there.
我看到了一些東西 I seen something.
啥 What?
我真不想說 I'd rather not say.
記得在電話里 Remember when we was talking on the phone,
我說我已經在上面呆三天了 I told you I'd been up for three days
我開始看到一些奇怪的東西嗎 and I started seeing some weird shit?
快說你到底看到了什么 Just tell me what you seen.
一支全裸的女僵尸部隊 An army of naked zombie women.
一支全裸的女僵尸部隊 An army of naked zombie women?
親爹呀 你他媽瘋了嗎 Dear God, are you fucking losing it?
先是埃爾維斯 現在又是女僵尸 First Elvis, now this?
你他媽...伙計 別管你那些屎事了 What the... man, pull your shit together, man.
-我們要干活了 -我知道 -We got a job to do. -I know, man.
所以我不想說嘛 這真的是個他媽的好主意嗎 That's what I'm saying. Is this such a good fucking idea?
也許我們應該...比如 應該休息兩天 Maybe we should just... like, we should just rest for a couple days
-想辦法弄把槍 -不的 -and get ourselves a fucking gun. -No.
搞件合手的武器 然后我們再干這票 A proper weapon and then we can go do that shit then.
不行 我們不能等 No, we can't wait.
集市就在這 有足夠的噪音 The fair's right here. It's making plenty of noise.
任何人都聽不到打破東西的聲音 All hell breaks loose, ain't nobody gonna hear shit.
快點 戴上面具 Now come on, break out them fucking masks.
快點 我們走 Come on. Let's go.
我給你弄了這個 I got this one for you.
好啊 哥們 Yeah, buddy. Whoo-hoo.
我的媽呀 那他媽是啥呀 Holy shit! What the fuck is that?
這是他媽的面具啊 伙計 It's a fucking mask, man.
這他媽是小丑面具 It's a fucking clown mask.
我們需要兩個面具 Well, we needed two fucking masks.
我先是看到了那個溜冰面具 And I found that there ski mask
然后我又看到了這個小丑面具 and then I found this here clown mask.
有那么一瞬間我想 And for a minute I was thinking
也許我應該再去弄一個溜冰面具 maybe I could should go and get another ski mask.
但是轉念一想 "我他媽為什么不能用這個呢" But then I was like, "Why the fuck would I do that?"
這面具絕對超級帶感 'Cause this mask is gonna work perfectly fine.
你他媽戴小丑面具 我絕對不跟你進去 I ain't going in there with you wearing a fucking clown mask.
完全不可能 Forget that. Uh-uh.
你有小丑恐懼癥還是怎么的 Are you scared of clowns or some shit?
沒有啊 No.
操啊 別嚇我 Fuckin' stop it!
蘭迪 我會在你睡覺時來找你 小朋友 Randy, I'm gonna come and get you in your sleep, boy.
我他媽決不跟你進去 你給我停下 你個王八蛋 I ain't fucking with you. Stop it, you fucking bastard.
求你了 別整了 Okay? Stop it.
有他媽什么好笑的 What the fuck are you laughing at?
你他媽居然怕小丑 Youse fucking scared of clowns.
我他媽才不怕呢 I ain't scared of shit.
去他媽的 快點 我們該干活了 Fuck it. Come on, let's go do the goddamn thing.
你個王八蛋 Fucking asshole.
操你腚 Fuck you.
什么他媽玩意 你那是什么垃圾 What the fuck is this bullshit here?
我操啊 Oh, fuck me.
你把槍放下 Hey, you put down that there gun
不然我就拿這弓射死你 or I'm gonna shoot you with this fucking arrow.
去你媽的傻逼弓箭 老子這是槍 你把那玩意扔了 Fuck your arrow. I got a gun. You put it down.
你把槍放下 把你做好的冰毒都給我們 You put it down and give us all that meth you got cooked up.
蘭迪 Randy?
是你嗎 -Is that you? -Uh...
-不是啊 -扯犢子 -No. -Bullshit!
他是羅·道格 That's Raw Dog right there.
不 我不是 No, it ain't.
你把我當傻逼呀 Do I look like a fucking idiot to you?
你他媽天天在我這買貨 我認得你的聲音 You buy my shit every fucking day. I know what you sound like.
還他媽戴小丑面具 想嚇死你爹嗎 Wearing a fucking clown mask ain't gonna scare me none.
我不叫羅·道格呀 My name's not Raw Dog!
我他媽要在你的腦袋上開個屁眼 I oughta fucking shoot your ass in the head.
操 你趕緊把粉給我 Shit, you best get that powder
要不然羅就在你腦袋上開個屁眼 or Raw Dog's gonna shoot your ass in the head.
你他媽喊了我的名字 蘭迪 You just said my fucking name, Randy.
你他媽也喊了我的 You just said my fucking name!
真他媽兩個二逼呀 Fucking dumbasses.
我就說這他媽是個傻逼主意 I told you this was a stupid fucking idea.
伙計 我胳膊都酸了 Man, my fucking arm's getting tired.
我他媽快堅持不住了 I can't fucking hold this shit any longer
這弓一點用都沒有 The bow ain't got nothing to do with it.
我他媽也沒想到斯坦利整天坐在窗戶邊 It ain't my fault that Stanley sits next to his window all fucking day
就他媽等著這事呢 waiting for shit like this to happen.
那我們現在他媽的怎么辦 Well, what the fuck are we gonna do now, huh?
操啊 Oh, fuck!
你干雞巴啥呀 Oh, what the fuck, man?
我操 蘭迪 我真他媽不是故意的呀 Fuck, Randy. I didn't mean to fucking shoot you.
什么雞巴玩意啊 Oh, what the fuck?
-真他媽傻逼到家了 -你他媽閉嘴 斯坦利 -Fucking dumb-ass. -Shut the fuck up, Stanley!
操啊 伙計 Fuck, man.
這可怎么... What the...
疼嗎 Does it hurt?
操 廢話 疼死啦 Fuck, yeah, it hurts, man!
你倆能活著真是奇跡 I hope you two don't do this for a living.
我該拔出來嗎 我該拔出來嗎 Do I pull it out? Do I pull it out?
-我該怎么辦 -我覺得還是別拔 伙計 -What do I do? -No, I don't think so, man.
那我該怎么辦 What am I gonna do?
-又他媽什么情況 -操你倆媽的 -What the fuck? -You motherfuckers.
-弗恩 -弗恩 你也有份 -Vernon? -Vernon, you in on this?
沒你事 Shut up.
這倆王八蛋用車撞我 These assholes run me over
然后讓我在野地里等死 and left me for dead in the middle of nowhere.
王八蛋 弗恩 我沒他媽用車撞你呀 Asshole? Vernon, I wasn't the motherfucker that ran you over.
去你媽的 羅·道格 你把我扔那兒不管了 Fuck you, Raw Dog. You left me there.
冷靜點 弗恩 Hey, just calm the fuck down, Vernon.
你看看 我都中箭了 伙計 Look, I got a fucking arrow in me, man.
你他媽戴著我的小丑面具干什么 And what the hell are you doing with my clown mask on?
我他媽就找到這一個面具啊 伙計 'Cause it was the only fucking mask I could find, man.
都冷靜一下 Easy now.
別拿著噴子在這到處亂指 Don't be pointing that shotgun in here.
你知道亂噴這些東西的后果吧 You know what's gonna happen if you shoot that thing off.
是呀 你說對了 我太他媽知道了 Yeah, you damn right I do.
-媽呀 -去死吧 -Shit! -Die!
媽呀 Oh, shit!
知道嗎 這就是我的了結方法 You know, salvation comes in many forms.
我操 老兄 Fuck, man!
今天 一輛越野車給了我這方法 Today, it rolled up in a 4x4.
弗恩 我操你大爺 Vernon, you damn fuck!
我操啊 Fuck!
完了 完了 完了 Shit, shit, shit!
你個制毒的人渣 我要... You methy douchebag. I'm...
-不要啊 -嘗嘗這個 賤人 -No! -Step on this, bitch!
行了 你要是一直把那圣誕老人放在外邊 Fine. If you wanna keep the Santa out there,
別人會以為喬治亞洲歐文鎮就一年到頭都是圣誕節呢 it'll be Christmas year-round in Irvin, Georgia.
你很清楚沒有人這么傻 對嗎 You know you ain't fooling nobody, right?
誰會在春天過圣誕節 It ain't got nothing to do with it being spring time.
你不喜歡它是因為他是個黑人 You don't like it 'cause he's black.
你的意思是說我種族歧視 Why you calling me a racist?
是呀 你不喜歡黑色圣誕老人啊 Well, you don't like black Santa Claus.
還有上個星期 And last week,
你跟我說你不喜歡黑人的色情雜志 you told me you don't like black porno.
你給我打住 Now hang on a damn minute.
這跟種族歧視一點關系都沒有 Now that's got nothing to do with racism.
我喜歡色情電影里的黑人小妞 I like black chicks in porno movies.
我只是不喜歡里面的黑人猛男 僅此而已 I just don't like 'em with the black guys in them, that's all.
為什么 他們讓你傷自尊了 Why come? They make you feel inadequate?
不是 No.
就是因為他們的雞巴太黑了 It's because their dicks are so dark.
他們在那干啊干的 They get to fucking,
雞巴濕乎乎的變得油光錚亮 their dicks get wet, they get glisteny and shit,
我的眼睛就盯在雞巴上挪不開 and it's hard for my eyes to unfocus off it.
讓我覺得很惡心 Make me sick.
行吧 我想你說到點子上了 Eh, well, I guess you got a point.
你怎么想起賣車了 Hey, why come you selling that car?
是這樣 我當時正在十字路口停著 I told you. I was up at a four-way stop,
一輛又大又黑的越野車 a big black 4x4 truck,
漆著黑色的車窗 掉過頭來差點撞到我 black tinted windows went out of turn, nearly hit me.
媽的 Shit!
操你大爺 Motherfucker.
操你媽的 大糞腦袋 Fuck you, shit for brains!
會不會開車 Learn how to drive!
他媽的人渣 Fuckin' creep.
上帝呀 Christ!
-這個瘋子 -他是誰呢 -Nut job. -Well, who was it?
不知道 I don't know.
不是附近的人 Not from around here.
西維吉尼亞車牌 Had West Virginia plates.
現在只要我一開車出去 它就會出現 Now every time I take the car out, fucker appears out of nowhere,
要把我撞翻 tries to run me down.
很明顯 這孩子精神不正常 Well, obviously, this boy got himself a mental problem.
你怎么會讓這么個蠢蛋逼得要賣車呢 Why come you gonna let this one fool make you sell your car?
他已經八次想干掉我了 Look, he tried to kill me eight times.
這破車不值得我賠上性命啊 That piece-of-shit car ain't worth dying over.
我想你又說到點子上了 I guess you got a point.
你好 Hi there.
我是理查德 這是珊迪 I'm Richard and this is Sandy.
我們昨天剛剛結婚 We just got married yesterday.
恭喜恭喜 Congratulations.
好家伙 看看這東西 Yeah, look at that.
好大的寶石 That's some rock.
聽著 這事肯定讓你覺得很扯 Listen, this is gonna sound totally nuts,
但是在我們去奧蘭多度蜜月的路上 but we're on our way to Orlando for our honeymoon,
我停在ATM機前準備取款 and I stopped at an ATM machine
幾個拿著槍的家伙把我的賬戶 and some son of a gun hacked into my account
搶得一干二凈 and drained every last dime.
對于一個剛被洗劫的人來說你的心情還真不錯 Well, you look pretty chipper for somebody that just got ripped off.
請聽我說 Well, I got news for you,
今天 絕對沒有任何事會讓我沮喪 there's absolutely nothing that's gonna bring me down today
因為我剛剛娶了 because I just married
這世界上最漂亮的女人 the most beautiful woman in the world.
我們要好好享受蜜月 We're gonna enjoy our honeymoon.
而且我非常確信銀行會賠償所有損失 And I'm confident that the bank is gonna straighten everything out.
但是在那之前 But until then,
我們需要一點現金來旅行 we need a little cash for our trip.
我們只需要幾千塊 并在返程的時候贖回來 We're just gonna need a couple thousand and we'll pick it up on the way back.
我手頭可沒那么多現金 Well, I ain't got that kind of cash lying around.
從來沒人戴著一萬塊錢的戒指來這 Folks don't come in here with a $10,000 ring.
看這個 Here.
對不起 親愛的 Sorry, hon.
看這個 看這個 仔細看看這個寶貝 Here, here, take a look at this baby right here.
這個你能當給我們多少錢 How much can you loan us on this?
只需要一周時間 到時候銀行就把錢還回來了 Just for a week or so until the banks get back.
不好說 四五百吧 I don't know. Maybe four or five hundred.
你在逗我嗎 Are you kidding me?
四五百 Four or five hundred.
有什么要幫忙的嗎 Can I help you with something there?
讓我看看那個戒指 Let me see that ring.
哪個 這個嗎 Which one? This one here?
對 Yes.
親愛的 怎了么 Honey, is something wrong?
哦不 Oh, no.
理查德 到底怎么了 Richard, what's wrong?
親愛的 有什么問題嗎 Honey, what's the matter?
我想你到外面等我一下 I'm gonna need you to wait outside.
-什么 -不 不 -What? -No, no.
出去等我 Just wait outside.
-親愛的 你就不能告訴我嗎 -求你了 -Honey, can't you just tell me? -Please.
出去等我 Outside.
我一會就出去 我會向你解釋一切 I'll be out in a second. I'll explain everything.
你還好嗎 先生 You okay there, mister?
這戒指從哪來的 Where did you get this ring?
這我可不能告訴你 No, I can't tell you that kind of information.
-這戒指從哪來的 -你是復讀機嗎 -Where did you get the ring? -What are you, a parrot?
我都說了不能告訴你 你要是認為這戒指是從你那偷的 I said I can't tell. Look, you think that ring was stolen from you,
-你就找警察說去 -你仔細聽我說 -you gotta fill out a police report. -Now, I want you to listen to me.
這個戒指... This ring...
這戒指是我妻子的 this ring belonged to my wife.
不是她 Not her.
是我前妻辛迪 My first wife Cyndi.
六年前 Six years ago,
辛迪失蹤了 Cyndi disappeared.
她的車停在車庫 Her car was still in the garage.
車道上都是血跡 There was blood found in the driveway.
所以我知道她不是離家出走 So I know she didn't just run away.
辛迪不會這樣做 That wasn't Cyndi.
不 No.
她被人擄走了 She was taken from me
沒留下一點痕跡 without a trace.
而且你知道嗎 更喪心的是... And, you know, to make matters worse...
警察竟然第一個懷疑我 I seem to be the cops' number-one suspect.
就在此刻 整整六年之后 And now... six years later,
我結婚的第二天 the day after my wedding,
在這間當鋪 I end up in a pawn shop...
離家六七八個州那么遠的地方 what, six, seven, eight states away from my hometown...
居然發現了這個 to find a ring
我專門為她訂做的戒指 that I had custom-made for her
里面還刻著我們的名字 with our names inscribed in the band
你竟然跟我說你不能告訴我它是從哪來的 and you say you can't give out information?
不能說 你還是叫警察吧 No. You'll have to call the cops.
-也許他們能查清楚 -不能叫警察 -Maybe they can figure it out. -No cops.
我就是想知道誰把這戒指當給你的 I want you to tell me who sold you this ring.
伙計 我真的不能說 Man, I can't.
好吧 你聽我說 All right, you listen to me.
看到你手里的鉆石了嗎 You see that diamond you got in your hand?
我把它送給你 I want you keep that ring.
告訴你 那可是價值一萬七千美元的戒指 That's a $17,000 ring, by the way.
我想要的就是換回 All I want in exchange for it
這枚舊戒指 is my old ring back
再加上你門前要賣的那輛破轎車 plus that shitty hatchback you got for sale out front.
你有什么事 What is it you want?
這東西能當多少錢 How much you give me on this?
這可是我們家的祖傳之寶 是我奶奶的 It's a valuable family heirloom. Belonged to my granny.
她去世了 多漂亮啊 非常漂亮 She's dead. It's pretty. It's pretty.
我給你四十 Well, I'll give you 40.
成交 Deal.
他的名字叫JJ·托馬森 His name's J.J. Thomason.
應該能在廣場上的盧氏火山坑餐廳找到他 Might even find him at Lou's Fire Pit in the square.
他是那的廚子 He's a cook there.
千萬別告訴別人 我什么都沒跟你說 Now don't tell nobody I told you nothing.
-別說話 -我... -Don't. -I...
-別說話 -我想說... -Don't say... -I'm just saying...
什么也別說 Just don't say nothing.
理查德 到底怎么了 Richard, what is going on?
-我想你先回家 -什么 -I need you to go back home. -What?
開著車回康涅狄格 Take the car and go back to Connecticut.
可是...不 不 不 我們正在度蜜月啊 But... no, no, no, no. We're on our honeymoon
你就這么讓我開車回家 and now you want me to just drive home?
我要知道到底發生了什么事情 I wanna know what the hell is going on.
這是私事 It's a private matter.
私事 你說私事 Private? It's private?
可沒什么私事 我們已經結婚了 There is no private. We just got married.
你不能不解釋清楚就離開 You can't just drive off without an explanation.
我是你老婆 I'm your wife.
我已經有老婆了 I already have a wife.
你在說什么 What are you talking about?
你為什么這樣對我 Why are you doing this to me?
理查德 Richard?
理查德 回來 Richard, come back!
理查德 別走 Richard, don't go.
我們還要去奧蘭多吶 We're supposed to go to Orlando!
理查德 Richard!
我說 小妹妹 Say there, missy.
卡莉 我想你沒注意到我晚些時候 Carlee, I don't suppose that you noticed that I was in town.
將在鎮子的集市上 I'm doing a tribute show to the King
表演貓王模仿秀 down at the county fair later on.
關于這事的頭條新聞及一切詳情 Big news story about it and everything.
稍后會在今天下午的電視中播出 Gonna be on the news later on this afternoon.
我還在那玻璃窗上貼了海報 你應該看看 Even put a poster in the window. You should check it out.
這違反規定 It's against the rules.
管理條例 Management.
我說 我想知道你是不是可能 Say, I was wondering if maybe
會有興趣讓我用這兩張頭排的門票 you would perhaps be interested in trading a little lunch
來支付這頓小小的午餐 for a pair of front-row tickets.
我可不去集市 I don't go to the fair.
我們這的食物只收現金 And we only take cash for food here.
那么只用這票換兩個炒蛋行不行 How 'bout just a couple scrambled eggs for the tickets?
我們這只收現金 先生 We only take cash here, mister.
那杯咖啡你也得付錢 知道嗎 You are gonna pay for that coffee, right?
-那用門票支付咖啡呢 -一塊二 -How 'bout the tickets for the coffee? -It's $1.20.
我這有十六美分硬幣 Um, I'm about 16 cents short here.
不如你收下這些和這兩張票 How 'bout you take that and the two tickets?
親愛的 你還是自己留著吧 You can keep 'em, honey.
我再也受不了這窩囊了 I can't take this shit no more.
特麗莎 寶貝兒 你去哪 Theresa, hey. Baby, where are you going?
干嘛 干嘛 干嘛 Hey there. Hey there. Hey there.
別這樣 你什么情況 Come on, now. What's your problem?
-你怎么了 -我不能再這樣生活下去了 瑞奇 -What's your problem? -I can't live like this anymore, Ricky.
心肝兒 怎么回事嘛 Shug, what's the matter?
我們在環游旅行啊 We're traveling around.
我們在見識新地方啊 We're seeing new places.
我們在和貓王一起搖滾啊 We're rocking it out to the King.
我們到的地方沒一個是我想看的 The places we travel ain't nowhere I wanna see.
我們沒錢 挨餓 We're broke, hungry,
不知為什么你的車里聞起來一股大便味兒 your car smells like shit for some reason,
我受不了了 and I'm tired of it.
好吧 首先 我也不知道那是什么味兒 All right, first of all, I do not know what that smell is.
其次 And second of all...
這就是我 寶貝兒 this is me, baby.
我在像貓王一樣生活 I'm living the life of the King.
我不會為了任何人放棄的 And I ain't giving it up for no one.
你可沒像貓王一樣生活 You ain't living the life of the King.
你沒有他的錢 沒有他的聲音 You don't have his money, his voice,
沒有他的模樣 or his looks.
有一樣東西我絕對有 Well, there is one thing that I do have.
什么 And what's that?
不生蟲子的光滑皮膚 Skin without worms crawling through it.
對不起 貓王 I'm sorry, King.
原諒我 Forgive me.
我又嫉妒你了 It was my jealousy.
握著我的手 幫幫我 Hold my hand. Help me.
-貓王...-我要離開這 瑞奇 -King... -I'm outta here, Ricky.
離開這 你能去哪兒 Outta here? Where are you going?
最近的地方離這也有二百英里 You're 200 miles from anywhere near anywhere...
我想去哪兒就能去哪兒 I can get around anywhere I'm at
因為我有一樣你沒有的東西 because I got one thing you don't.
是嗎 什么東西 Oh, yeah? What's that?
陰戶 A pussy.
這我真沒有 Can't argue with that.
好吧 Fine.
走吧 離我遠點 Go on. Get outta here.
你會后悔的 You're making a big mistake!
我馬上會進駐華美達酒店 I'll be at the Ramada Express in no time flat.
他們說非常想讓我回去 They said they'd love to have me back.
那是八年前說的 瑞奇 That was eight years ago, Ricky.
他們可沒說什么時候 They didn't say when!
你好 先生 Hello, sir.
要救贖你的靈魂嗎 Is your soul saved?
滾一邊去 Fuck off.
我真該按自己的方式干活 I really gotta work on my approach.
我要找JJ I'm looking for J.J.
他在后廚 我會告訴他有人找的 He's in the back. I'll let him know you're out here.
不麻煩你了 Don't bother.
你不能進后廚 You can't go back there.
我說你不能進后廚 I said you can't go back there.
誰是JJ Who's J.J.?
-你是JJ -對 你他媽是誰 -You J.J.? -Yeah. Who the hell are you?
我跟他說了不能進來 I told him he couldn't come back here.
你從哪兒弄到的這枚戒指 Where'd you get this ring?
什么意思 你是警察嗎 What, you a cop?
不是 No.
那就滾蛋 Then fuck off.
敬酒不吃吃罰酒 I asked you nicely.
放開我 放開我 Get off me! Get off me!
這枚戒指...快跟我說你從哪兒弄到它的 The ring... you gonna tell me where you got it?
去你媽的 Fuck you!
你快跟我說... You're gonna tell me...
你從哪兒...弄到它的 where... you got it.
-不 -給你兩個選擇 -No! -Two choices:
告訴我從哪兒弄到戒指的 不然就去死 tell me where you got the ring or die.
好 好 是我叔叔的 我從我叔叔那偷來的 Okay, okay. It was my uncle. I stole it from my uncle.
-你叔叔 -是的 -Your uncle? -Yeah.
他是誰 在哪兒能找到他 Who is he and where do I find him?
他叫本·托馬森 His name is Ben Thomason.
他住的地方離公路大約一英里 He lives about a mile off the highway
艾維街上挨著紫色房子的灰色房子 on Ivy Street in a gray house next to a purple house.
-要我幫你拿袋子嗎 -基督耶穌啊 -Can I help you with your bags? -Jesus Christ!
你快把我嚇尿了 You scared the piss outta me.
你是誰 Who are you?
那不重要 That's not important.
重要的是... What's important is...
你從哪兒得到這個的 where did you get this?
我的戒指 My ring.
這是我的 你從哪兒弄到的 That's mine. Where'd you get it?
我先問你的 I asked you first.
這他媽不關你的事 That's none of your damn business.
有人從我這把它偷走了 還給我 Someone stole it from me and I want it back.
恐怕你拿不回去了 Well, I'm afraid you can't have it back.
有人先從我這偷走的 Somebody stole it from me first.
現在 你能告訴我從哪兒弄到這戒指的嗎 Now, you wanna tell me where you got this ring?
你想讓我告訴你從哪兒弄到戒指的 You wanna tell me where you got it?
這他媽是我的房子 This is my damn house.
你別他媽在這跟我撒野 You don't just show up demanding shit around here.
好吧 不如這樣 All right, how about this?
我先告訴你我從哪兒得到戒指的 I'll tell you where I got it
然后你再告訴我你從哪兒弄到的 and then you tell me where you got it.
怎么樣 Deal?
好吧 Deal.
我剛才說了 Like I said,
很久以前有人從我這奪走了這枚戒指 this ring was taken from me a long time ago.
但是今天我在一家當鋪發現了它 But where I got it today was in a pawn shop.
你侄子從你這偷走后賣給了當鋪 Your nephew sold it there after he stole it from you.
JJ J.J.?
果然是他 I fucking knew it.
這小混蛋 Oh, that little bitch.
行了 該你說了 All right, your turn.
一年前我在一個牌局上贏的 I won it in a poker game about a year ago.
是嗎 從誰那贏的 Really? From who?
強尼·肖 Johnny Shaw.
他是什么樣的人 What can you tell me about him?
他是個好人 He's a good guy.
也在道克發廊理發 所以我們很熟 Gets his haircut at Doc's, so he's okay by me.
他住哪兒 Where does he live?
我回答完了 我告訴你戒指從哪來的了 I answered the question. I told you where I got the ring.
剛才說好的 That was the deal.
我不會再對跑到我房子 I ain't gonna start giving out information
來撒野的家伙說任何事情 to some guy who just pops up at my house.
現在 把那該死的戒指給我 Now give me the damn ring.
那不可能 I don't think so.
戒指是我的 It's mine.
不 最開始它是我的 No, it was my ring first.
你要是不告訴我在哪能找到強尼·肖 And I'm not leaving here
我是不會走的 until you tell me where I can find this Johnny Shaw.
不 No.
不 你要是不把戒指還給我 No, you ain't leaving here
就別想從這離開 until you give me back my damn ring.
那么看來只能動粗了 So I guess it's gonna get ugly, then.
看來是了 Oh, I reckon.
你個龜兒子 Okay, you son of a bitch...
最后問你一遍 last chance.
強尼在哪兒 Where's Johnny?
操你 Fuck you.
還是操你吧 Fuck you!
真他媽是個犟種 Stubborn son of a bitch.
...白天濟世救人 而晚上他又變成貓王 ...lives by day and is the King by night.
-嗨 -有請瑞奇·貝爾道斯奇... -Hi. -Meet Ricky Baldoski...
我正在過我夢想的生活 I'm just living the dream here, you know.
好的 你拿著吧 Okay, you can hold it. You know...
這就是我夢想的生活 周游旅行啊 Just living the dream and traveling around.
見各種人啊 到各種地方啊 You know, uh, see people, go places,
一切只為了搖滾 like, just rocking it out...
在這呢 There we go.
找到你了 強尼 There you are, Johnny.
...哪些人對你的影響最大 瑞奇 ...some of your big influences are, Ricky.
好吧 那肯定是...貓王 貓王 還是貓王 Well, definitely. The King, um, King and the King.
-永遠都是貓王 -你可以看到瑞奇... -KKK all the way. -You can catch Ricky...
-等一下 不...-...這個周末 -Wait, no... -...this weekend
為大家帶來他那精彩的貓王模仿秀 performing his tribute performance to the King.
我就想說一個字 "上帝保佑美國" I'd like to just say one word: God bless America!
費爾郡歐文鎮報道 Irvin County Fair.
交給你了 邁克爾 Back to you, Michael.
強尼 Johnny.
來呀 強尼 來呀 強尼 -Yes, Johnny. -Yes, Johnny.
強尼 給我啊 就這樣 強尼 -Johnny, please give it to me. -Yes, Johnny.
好啊 太好了 -Yeah. -Oh, yeah.
爽嗎 Yeah.
爽 Yes.
爽啊 強尼 好啊 Oh, yes, Johnny. Oh, yeah.
就這樣 Just like that.
使勁啊 Woman
-笑一下 辛迪 -別拍了 難看死了 -Smile, Cyndi. -Stop, I look terrible.
你總是那么漂亮 You always look beautiful.
來吧 辛迪 再拍一張 Come on, Cyndi. Do one more.
自己玩的很爽唄 How you doing, player?
非常爽 I've been better.
我覺得也是 I bet you have.
把那玩意收起來吧 強尼 You wanna put it away, Johnny?
你很喜歡釣魚呀 是吧 You like to go fishing, do you?
一有時間就去 When I get the time.
你... You, uh...
能跟我說說你為什么在我家里 you wanna tell me why you're in my house
用槍指著我的腦袋嗎 with a gun pointed at my head?
告訴我你從哪兒得到這枚戒指的 You wanna tell me where you got this ring?
我從來沒見過這東西 I ain't never seen it before.
真的嗎 Really?
可是... Well...
我聽說是你玩撲克的時候把它輸掉的哦 I hear you lost it in a poker game.
我不知道你在說啥 I don't know what you're talking about.
你不知道我在說啥 You don't know what I'm talking about?
在你的冰箱上 Well, there's a picture of my wife,
有我妻子的照片 the woman I gave this ring to,
這戒指是我送給她的 on your refrigerator.
你不知道我在說啥 You don't know what I'm talking about?
我...我不... I... I don't...
再說一遍你不知道我在說啥 操你媽的 Say you don't know what I'm talking about again, motherfucker.
-求你了...-說啊 快點他媽說啊 -Please... -Say it! Go ahead and fucking say it!
-求...求你了 -閉嘴 -Pl... please. -Shut up!
跟我說實話 強尼 You wanna tell me the truth, Johnny?
我...我撿到一個皮夾子 I... I found a pocketbook.
這戒指就在里面 我只知道這么多 The ring was in it. That's all I know.
那照片呢 And the picture?
也在皮夾子里 Was that in the pocketbook, too?
是的 Yeah.
然后你就把它貼冰箱上了 And you decided to just hang it up on your fridge?
聽著 我就知道這么多 Look, I don't know any more.
我撿到它 看到照片很漂亮 就貼冰箱上了 I found it. The picture was pretty, so I hung it up.
我知道的都說了 I can't tell you nothing more.
如果你不相信我 Look, if you don't believe me,
你就殺了我吧 you can just go ahead and kill me.
我是要殺了你 強尼 I'm gonna kill you, Johnny.
具體花多長時間就要由你決定了 Just how long it takes... that's up to you.
你他媽對我做了什么 What the hell did you do to me?
有時候 一張照片確實需要千言萬語來形容 Sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words.
噓 Shh.
我發誓
我發誓我不知道你老婆發生了什么
看看這個 Check this out.
這叫流星錘 It's called a flail.
你知道嗎 我想用這個作為開始 You know, I'd start with this,
然后也許我會用 but then I might as well just...
那只來福槍轟掉你的腦袋 shoot you in the head with that rifle over there
因為這樣可以給你個痛快 'cause this would kill you pretty quick.
非常幸運... Luckily...
我翻箱倒柜在你家里 I stumbled onto these two items
找到這兩樣東西 laying around your house.
我們為什么不來點創新呢 Why don't we get creative?
我不知道跟你說什么
非常簡單 It's simple.
告訴我 我老婆發生了什么事 Tell me what happened to my wife.
我不知道
"我不知道"可不是一個好答案 強尼 "I don't know" is a bad thing to say, Johnny.
這只是個開始 This is just the beginning.
我可以整天這樣折磨你 We can do this all day.
求你了
是呀 求你了 Yes, please.
那就求求你告訴我 你到底對我老婆干了些什么 Please, tell me what you did with my wife.
告訴我你是怎么強奸她又殺了她的 Tell me how you raped and killed her
這樣我就能殺了你 給我老婆一個交代 so I can kill you and I can get some fucking closure with my life.
告訴我 你他媽到底對我老婆做了什么 Tell me what you did to my fucking wife!
我發誓 我什么都不知道
你再說"不知道"試試 And I told you about saying that.
等等 不 等等 等等 等等 等等
如果我告訴你...
她還活著呢
如果我告訴你我知道她現在在哪兒呢
你能放過我嗎
你他媽別耍我 Don't you fuck with me.
我說真的 我說真的
別他媽耍我 Don't fuck with me.
你他媽別耍我 Don't you fuck with me!
我能告訴你她現在在哪兒
殺了我你就再也見不到她了
我們說定了
你會放過我嗎
是的 是的 Yes. Yes.
她在后邊...第一個牛倉里
鑰匙在那個鹿角上
記住...
我們說好了
你帶她走吧
找到她以后你就別再回來了
辛迪...上帝呀 Cyndi... oh, my God.
寶貝兒 沒事了 沒事了 我來了 Baby, it's okay. It's okay, I'm here.
我來了 辛迪 I'm here, Cyndi.
我來了 寶貝兒 I'm here, baby.
我扶你出來 I'm gonna get you out.
辛迪 Cyndi.
來呀 辛迪 Come on, Cyndi.
是我呀 It's me.
理查德 It's me, Richard.
辛迪 我是你丈夫啊 Cyndi, it's your husband. That's it.
過來 辛迪 Come on, Cyndi.
抓住我的手 Take my hand.
很好 很好 That's it. That's it.
加油 很好 Come on, that's it.
就這樣 That's it.
過來呀 Come on.
過來呀 別害怕 寶貝兒 Come on. Don't worry, baby.
我不會再讓你發生任何事了 I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.
我絕不會再讓你發生任何事 I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.
等等 辛迪 辛迪 Wait, Cyndi. Cyndi.
沒事的 沒事的 It's okay. It's okay.
辛迪 Cyndi.
過來呀 Come on.
抓住我的手 Take my hand.
-我要帶你回家 -這里就是我家 -I'm gonna take you home now. -I am home.
什么 What?
走開 Go away.
辛迪 求你了 聽我說 Cyndi, please, listen to me.
你的思維有些混亂 You're not thinking right.
來吧 我們該走了 Come on, it's time to go.
辛迪... Cyndi...
是我呀 理查德 it's me, Richard.
出去 Get out.
聽我說 辛迪 Listen to me, Cyndi.
我不知道這種情形的術語怎么說 This... I don't know the term for this,
但是我在電視或者別的什么地方看到過 but I saw it on television somewhere,
那就是... where the...
受害者會開始認同綁架她們的人 the victim starts to sympathize with the captor.
你就是這樣的情況 Well, that's what's happened to you.
你需要幫助 現在...我們回家吧 You need help. Just... it's time to go home.
辛迪 聽我說 該回家了 Cyndi, listen to me. It's time to go home!
滾出去 Get out!
你他媽像狗一樣把她關在籠子里 You have her caged like a fucking dog?
我們說好了的
我們說好了呀
是嗎 太遺憾了 Yeah, well, unfortunately,
我不記得剛才自己說過什么了 I haven't been a man of my word lately.
這樣你爽嗎 How do you like this?
你個王八蛋 You son of a bitch!
她是我老婆 我老婆 She's my wife! My wife!
我摯愛的老婆 你個王八蛋 My ever-loving wife, you son of a bitch!
現在好受了吧 Who's the bitch now?
出來 快點 我們離開這 Get out. Come on, we're going.
你需要幫助 I'm gonna get you help.
來吧 Come on.
我們走 Let's go.
對不起 寶貝兒 對不起 I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry.
你只是...你只是思維有些混亂 It's just you're not... you're not thinking straight.
我真不敢想象你所經歷的一切 I can't even imagine what you've been through.
但是 求你... But, please...
你一定要相信我 you gotta trust me.
像以前一樣相信我 You trusted me before.
好嗎 準備好了嗎 All right, you ready?
我們走 Let's go.
-我不能走 -什么 -I can't leave. -What?
我是頭牌 I'm number one.
頭牌 Number one?
我是頭牌 我...我有自己的牛倉 I'm number one. I... I've got my own silo.
強尼有時候還會讓我進屋看電視 And Johnny lets me go in and watch TV sometimes.
這里還有其他人 There's others?
是嗎 Yeah?
是的 不過...我...我是頭牌 Yeah, but... I... I'm number one.
來吧 我們走 Come on, let's go.
-我不能...-快點 -I can't... -Come on.
他他媽對你們干了些什么 What the fuck did he do to you?
沒事的 It's okay.
來吧 Come on.
我放你們出來 Get you outta here.
快點 都出來 Come on. Out.
屋子里有香皂和熱水 There's soap and hot water in the house.
打電話報警 Call for help.
你們自由了 You're free to go back to your lives.
她們不能進屋的 They cannot go in the house.
我才是頭牌 I'm number one
我都不能用電話 and I'm not even allowed to use the phone.
我們該走了 Well, it's time to go.
我不能走 I can't go.
上車 好嗎 Get in the car, would ya?
你不記得我了嗎 Do you even remember me?
那你該知道我不會傷害你的 Well, then you know I'm not gonna hurt you.
快點 我們該走了 Come on, it's time to go.
我得給你找些衣服 I'm gonna get you some clothes.
但是現在... But for now...
我...我不能穿衣服的 I'm... I'm not allowed to wear clothes.
你可以做任何你想做的事 Hey, you're allowed to do whatever you want.
你不是奴隸 那些女人也不是 You're not a slave and neither are those other women.
蓋上... Put...
你不該讓她們進屋的 You shouldn't have let them in his house.
除了我 她們都不能進屋 They're not allowed, just me.
一星期兩次 每次三十分鐘 Twice a week for 30 minutes.
別再這么說了 Stop Saying that!
你看 Look.
辛迪... Cyndi...
還記得這個么 do you remember this?
這枚戒指 This ring?
這是我為你訂做的戒指 This is the ring that I had made for you.
你以前一直戴著它 This is the ring that you used to wear.
你絕對不會相信我怎么找到它的 You won't believe how I found it.
我當時和... I was with...
是這樣 我走進了一家當鋪... Well, I wound up in a pawn shop...
它就在那里 and there it was.
就像上帝指引我去的 It was like God brought me there.
把手給我 Give me your hand.
我們應該給強尼打個電話 讓他知道我在哪兒 We should call Johnny and let him know where I'm at
因為我...我真不該離開太長時間的 because I... I really shouldn't be gone for too long.
辛迪 Cyndi,
強尼死了 Johnny's dead.
什么 What?
你不用再擔心他了 You don't have to worry about him anymore.
他死了 He's dead.
-等等 你說什么 -你跟我在一起安全了 -Wait, what? -You're safe with me.
他怎么死的 How did he die?
辛迪 我在他胸口捅了很多刀 Cyndi, I stabbed him in the chest.
我看著他咽下最后一口氣 他哽咽著像個小王八 I watched him take his last breath as he whimpered like a little bitch.
你...你殺了他 You... you killed him?
對 是的 我殺了他 Yeah, that's right, I killed him.
我真希望他還活著 這樣就能再殺他一次 I only wish he was still alive so I could kill him again.
混蛋 Bastard.
誰是混...我是混蛋 Who's a ba... I'm a bastard?
我是混蛋 I'm a bastard?
辛迪 得了吧 Aw, Cyndi, come on.
他把你關籠子里 He had you living in a cage
到處都是你自己的屎和尿 filled with your own piss and shit
整整六年 for six years.
現在我是個混蛋 And I'm the bastard?
他一星期讓你看兩次電視 Oh, he let you watch TV a couple times a week?
好吧 我他媽給你買電視 Well, I bought you a goddamn TV
還有房子 and a house
還有任何他媽的你想要的東西 辛迪 and every other goddamn thing you wanted, Cyndi.
真不敢相信 I don't believe this.
我是個混蛋 I'm a bastard?
對不起 Look, I'm sorry.
我真的不能想象你經歷的一切 I can't even imagine, pumpkin, what you've been through.
你個王八蛋 You son of a bitch!
操你媽的 Motherfucker!
你殺了強尼 操你媽的 You killed Johnny, you motherfucker!
我本來是頭牌的 現在我跟你一樣啥也不是了 I was at the top of the pyramid! Now I'm going to be nothing, like you!
-停下 辛迪 -你知道有多少其他女孩 -Stop it, Cyndi! -Do you know how many other girls
都他媽跟我爭著要當頭牌嗎 I had to piss on to get on top of that fucking pyramid,
-你這王八蛋 -我愛你呀 -you son of a bitch? -I love you! Ah!
喂 Hello?
寶貝兒 是我 Hey, babe. It's me.
你他媽想怎么樣 What the hell do you want?
我想我犯了個大錯 I think I made a big mistake.
不如你掉頭回來接我行嗎 How about turning around and picking me up?
我們還可以趕去奧蘭多度蜜月 We can still make it to Orlando in time for our reservation.
理查德... Richard...
去你媽的 fuck you!
但是 寶貝兒... But, babe...
寶貝兒 Babe?
早該想到是這樣 I should've seen that coming.
太好了 Oh man.
加油 寶貝兒 加油 寶貝兒 Come on, sug. Come on, baby.
加油 乖女孩 Come on. Good girl.
乖女孩 乖女孩 Good girl. Good girl.
堅持住 王八... Hang in there. Son of a... oh.
不 不 不 不 不 不要啊 No, no, no. No, no, not now.
不...不要啊 不 不 拜托 拜托 Not... not now. No, no, please, please.
加油啊 求你了 親愛的 Come on. I'm begging you, sweetheart.
加油啊 Come on.
寶貝兒 原諒我 Baby, forgive me.
加油啊 寶貝兒 Oh, come on, baby.
加油 堅持住 Come on. Hang in there.
我想說的是 如果你能造一個說英語的機器人 I'm just saying, if you're gonna build a robot that speaks English
回到過去殺人 為什么還要讓他有口音 to go back in time to kill people, why give it an accent?
我認為太不靠譜了 That just don't make sense to me.
好的 寶貝兒 Come on, baby.
你又在悶悶不樂地嘟囔什么 What in the blue hell is you talking about?
阿諾·施瓦辛格是奧地利人 Arnold Schwarzenegger is from Austria.
奧地利 澳大利亞 Austria, Australia,
還不都一樣 沒什么特別的 it's the same thing without the "alia."
你好 Hello.
你好啊 Hi there.
你這是誰的打扮 利伯雷斯 Who are you supposed to be, Liberace?
見鬼 不 Heck, no.
我做的是小小的貓王模仿秀 I do a little tribute show to the King.
知道吧 That's right.
我正要趕回集市 Going back to the county fair.
表演一場超級模仿秀 是超級的秀哦 Gonna be a big show. Big, big show.
我今晚表演兩場 I'm doing two shows tonight.
還有星期六一場 星期天一場 And one on Saturday and one Sunday.
第七頻道的新聞里會介紹有關這秀的所有細節 And there's gonna be a big news show on it and everything on Channel 7.
是這樣 Now, listen.
我現在手頭有點緊 I'm a little strapped right now
因為周一之前他們不付錢 'cause they don't pay me out till Monday.
那么 你想怎么樣 Well, what do you want?
要當掉這身行頭么 You want to pawn that suit?
見鬼 不 Heck, no.
-因為我要說...-不 不 不 不 不 -'Cause I was gonna say... -No, no, no, no, no.
這個才是我... The thing is I...
要當的 原則上來講 I would, on principle only,
沒有它我從不表演 never perform without this
因為這個東西 我的朋友 because this, my friend,
是真正的貓王的 belonged to the King himself.
埃爾維斯·普雷斯利 Elvis Presley?
胡扯 Bullshit.
我要是撒謊不得好死 If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'.
24K純金 24-karat gold.
怎么樣 要看看不 What do you say? Take a look?
我看一下 Let's see.
只要是金子 我才不在乎他是麥當勞叔叔的還是誰的 I don't care if it belonged to Ronald McDonald as long as it's gold.
你想當多少 What do you need?
我想當... Um, I'll take, say...
-二百 -我要了 -200? -I can swing that.
好啊 All right, then.
非常好 Uh... very good.
謝謝 非常感謝 Thank you. Thank you very much.
你...你要好好照看我的寶貝 You... you take good care of my baby.
見鬼 這可不行 Damn, that's no good.
不 不 不 我可不能這樣表演 No, no, no. Can't have that in the show.
我要找個發廊 I need a barber shop.
發廊在哪里 Where's a barber shop at?
粉絲啊 Fans.
這鎮子這么瘋 This town is loco.
那么像道克這樣的店名絕對不會錯的 Well, with a name like Doc's, you can't go wrong.
-下午好 -你好嗎 -Good afternoon. -How you doing?
坐吧 Have a seat.
這些先生們只是在打發時間 These gentlemen ain't doing anything but wasting time.
謝謝 非常感謝 Thank you. Thank you very much.
好吧 Okay.
是這樣 我不需要理發 Now then, I don't need a cut.
你只要把這些鬢角修理整齊就好 I just want you to even up these here sideburns.
這么邋遢的長頭發 你確定不要剪一剪 That's an awful lot of hair. You sure you don't want a trim?
不 對表演來說這太完美了 Oh, no. It's perfect for the show.
表演 The show?
你做什么的 演馬戲嗎 Oh, what are you, in the circus?
不 不 我在集市表演 No, no. I'm in the county fair.
表演什么 變戲法嗎 What are you, the magician?
不 我不變戲法 No. I ain't no magician.
我演的是模仿秀 I do a tribute show.
模仿秀 什么東西 A tribute... what's that?
你給人表演怎么在衣服上縫亮片嗎 You show people how to sew sequins on outfits?
我不給人表演怎么在衣服上縫亮... I don't show people how to put sequins...
什么情況 What the hell?!
你在干什么 What do you think you're doing?
我在給你理發 I'm cutting your hair.
我跟你說了 只要把鬢角修理整齊 I told you to even out my sideburns.
你都快把它剪禿了 You nearly took this flap right off.
小子 我不知道大城市怎么理發 Son, I don't know how they cut hair in the big city,
-但是在這兒 我們就是這樣 -我從南卡羅萊納來的 -but here, that's it. -I'm from South Carolina.
-上帝啊 我可得走了 -你欠我十二塊 -Sweet Jesus, I'm outta here. -Hey, you owe me $12.
你... You...
金錢第一 One for the money.
演出第二 Two for the show.
這傻逼的理發技術還得給你十塊 10 for a lousy haircut.
你猜怎么著 我要拿走小費 You know what? I'll take some of that to go.
-真不敢相信他選了道克發廊 -他會后悔的 -I can't believe he chose Doc's. -Oh, he's gonna regret that.
嗨 你好 Hi. Hey there.
-歐文鎮歡迎你 -謝謝 -Welcome to Irvin. -Thank you.
那么你是道克的人 So you are a Doc man, huh?
見鬼 不 Hell, no!
看看他干的 他差點宰了我 Look what he done to me. He butchered me.
我要試試庫克發廊 I'm gonna try Cook's.
看來道克技術不咋地啊 Looks like Doc can't cut the mustard.
你們好啊 Howdy.
下午好 Good afternoon.
請坐 Have a seat.
這些老伙計就是在打發時間 These old-timers are just wasting time.
外面好像發生沖突了 Looks like some commotion's going on out there, huh?
是呀 我覺得就像是... Yeah, looks to me like the loony boon...
野游時找到的搞怪箱或別的什么東西里 loony tune bin just dropped off a bunch of mental patients
掉出了一堆精神病 on a field trip or something there.
那么 你是干什么的 變戲法的么 So what are you, some kind of magician?
不 我不是變戲法的 No, I'm not a magician.
我說 你有電視嗎 幾點了 Say, do you have a TV? Do you know what time it is?
能把電視打開... Could you put on...
...而晚上又變成了貓王 ...the King by night.
-嗨 -有請瑞奇·貝爾道斯奇 -Hi. -Meet Ricky Baldoski.
在白天 他是一名志愿醫療救護者 He's a volunteer emergency medical service technician by day
但是 也許你已經猜到了 and, as you can probably guess,
晚上 他會為我們帶來精彩的埃爾維斯模仿秀 does Elvis tribute performances by night.
那么 瑞奇 跟我們說說 So, Ricky, tell us
一點點你自己的事情 a little bit about yourself.
這樣啊 看來我們屋里 Well, now, looks like we got ourselves
來了個名人 a celebrity in the house, huh?
別這么說 我真的很高興來到這兒 Pssh, come on now. I'm just glad to be here.
真的很高興來這兒 Just glad to be here.
知道嗎 其實在做那個采訪的時候我有一點點緊張的 You know, I actually was a little bit nervous during that there interview.
她們問了那么多問題 什么都問 They asked a lot of questions and everything,
但我還是報了名 我想不過就是... but I had my sign up. I think that just...
外面到底他奶奶的怎么了 What in the Hades is going on out there?
看起來像是騷亂 Looks like a riot.
我真的無意冒犯任何人 I don't mean no offense or anything like that,
但是這個鎮子確實有那么一點古怪 but there's something a little bit whacko about this town.
隔壁的牡蠣腦殘 The oyster brain next door,
我就是讓他幫我修理一下鬢角 I asked him just to even up my sideburns
可這龜兒子 and, son of a gun,
-他把這邊整個剪掉了...-等一下 -he just chopped this side... -Excuse me.
-你先去的隔壁 -是呀 -You went next door first? -Yes.
小子 你覺得我是備胎嗎 Do I look like sloppy seconds to you, boy?
你既然決定做道克的人 你就是道克的人 You decide to be a Doc man, you stay a Doc man.
我可不收二手貨 I ain't no second choice.
先生 我就是讓他幫我修理一下鬢角 Sir, I just asked him to even up my burns
因為這邊比另一邊略高一些 because one of them's a little higher than the other one
但是他卻給我剪掉了一半 and he cut half of it off.
現在如果你能行行好把這邊修理一下 這樣... Now if you could be so kind to just please trim this one so it...
你...搞什么鬼 You... what the heck?
那要收你十二塊 That'll be $12.
你用刀割我 You cut me?
這個鎮子全是瘋子 古怪的瘋子 Y'all are cuckoo in this town. Whacky crazy.
我們古怪 Oh, we're whackos, huh?
你穿著奇裝異服進來 留著二逼發型 You come in here in your fancy suit and your boufed-up hairdo
都不知道讓什么樣的理發師給你理發 and you can't even figure out what barber you want to cut your hair.
我們才不鳥你那什么好萊塢范兒呢 We don't care for you Hollywood types around here.
我他媽是從南卡羅萊納來的 I am from South nutter-butter-lovin' Carolina.
我才不鳥你是從哪來的 滾 I don't care where you're from. Get!
給我閃開 Get out of my way!
別擋道 Out of my way!
謝謝 Thank you.
晚上好 先生 Good evening, sir.
你好 Hello.
你不是附近的人 對嗎 You're not from around here, are you?
見鬼 不是 Heck, no.
這鎮子一幫精神病 Bunch of psychos in this town.
你在發廊引起了騷亂 You caused some kind of commotion up at the barber shops.
是我的事嗎 Me?
得多古怪的鎮子讓人只能固定在一個發廊理發 What kind of whacko town only lets you get your haircut in one place?
這里就是這樣 Well, that's just the way it is.
你要么是庫克的人 要么是道克的人 You're either a Cook man or you a Doc man.
所有事情都需要平衡 Everything needs its balance
但是你只身一人來到這兒 破壞了這種平衡 and you done come along here and unbalanced everything.
好吧 Okay.
我能問你個問題嗎 Can I ask you a question?
問吧 Shoot
你曾經迷失過嗎 You ever feel lost?
有時候 Sometimes.
你是否曾感覺好像 You ever feel like
你已經竭盡全力去生活了 you're giving life everything you got,
但你就是不能讓自己滿意 but you just can't get to where you want to be?
你是誰 Who are you,
發瘋的讀者還是別的什么 some kind of mind reader or something like that?
如果我能幫你弄清 What if I could help you find
你在尋找什么呢 what you're looking for?
如果我能讓你到達 What if I could put you in that place
那個你朝思暮想的地方呢 that you've always wanted to be in?
如果你只需要說出一個簡短的詞語 What if by just saying one little bitty word,
我就能給你那些你夢寐以求的東西呢 that I could grant you everything that you've ever really wanted?
你看 這些地球上的東西 他們很華麗... You see, these things on Earth, they can be grand...
但是這些只有通過一種方式才能真正得到 but they can only truly be achieved one way
那就是用你的靈魂交換 and that's with your soul.
那么 Well?
你覺得怎么樣 What do you say?
對不起 失陪一下 Excuse me a moment.
-喂 -媽媽 -Hello? -Mama.
-誰呀 瑞奇 -媽媽 -Who's that? Ricky? -Mama.
-是你嗎 -媽媽 是我呀 -Is that you? -Mama, it's me.
-你從哪兒打來的 -聽我說 媽媽 -Where you calling from? -Listen, Mama.
我想我遇到魔鬼了 I think I just met the devil.
-撒旦 我就知道 -他想和我做交易 -Satan? I knew it. -He wants to make a deal.
迷戀那種魔鬼的音樂 撒旦肯定會找到你 Playing that devil music, Satan was bound to find you!
-媽媽 冷靜一下 -埃爾維斯·普雷斯利就是英年早逝 -Mom, calm down. -Elvis Presley died young.
-媽媽 我知道貓王英年早逝 -在滿是毒品的廁所里 -Mama, I know that the King died young. -On the toilet full of drugs.
吃著烤花生醬和香蕉三明治 Eating a grilled peanut butter and banana sandwich.
-那個男人簡直就是個恥辱 -媽媽 在地球上 -That man, he was a disgrace. -Mama, he had a better life
他比任何人的生活都好 here on Earth than anyone ever did.
-哪種生活 -我知道了 -What kind of life? -I knew it!
-我知道他他媽為什么生活那么好了 -唱魔鬼的音樂 -I knew darn well the reason why. -Singing the devil's music.
-因為他出賣了他的靈魂 -瑞奇 你現在趕緊回家吧 -It's because he sold his soul. -Ricky, now you come home this minute.
-媽媽 我還沒得到...-你不能出賣你的靈魂啊 -Mama, I haven't taken... -Your soul is not for sale.
-你告訴他這是我說的 -我會考慮的 -And you tell him I said so. -I'm gonna think about it
-我再打給你 -瑞奇 你現在被纏上了... -and I'll call you back. -Ricky, now you get your tail...
非常感謝你的指點 thank you very much for your offer.
我要考慮一下 Um... I will give it some consideration.
給我一點時間 I'm gonna need a little bit of time.
我理解 I understand.
你看 我還要去表演 Listen, I got this show to get to
所以 and, uh,
我該走了 I should be on my way.
也許你愿意來看一下 Maybe you'd like to come?
那么再見了 Bye for now.
我就在附近 I'll be around.
你決定了就來找我 You make up your mind, I'll be easy to find.
胡說八道 道克三十年前就很爛 Such bullshit. Doc sucked 30 years ago
現在也一樣爛 and he sucks still now.
是嗎 老兄 你照過鏡子嗎 Yeah, whatever, man. Have you looked in the mirror?
你的頭發參差不齊的 好像生了瘡一樣 Your hair's so gappy, it looks like you've got the mange.
道克都不配給狗的蛋蛋剃毛 I wouldn't let Doc trim the hair on my dog's balls.
謝謝 女士們 Thank you, ladies.
也感謝女士和先生們 And thank you, ladies and gentlemen,
能來到歐文鎮集市 for coming out to see our show
看我們的表演 here at the Irvin County Fair.
我是杰瑞·克利夫蘭 I'm Jerry Cleveland.
本節目由杰瑞·克利夫蘭集團真誠奉獻 This show has been brought to you by Jerry Cleveland Enterprises.
接下來 Now, next up
將為大家帶來你從沒看過的 is the closest thing you'll ever get
最像貓王本人的表演 to hearing the King himself alive.
有請瑞奇·貝爾道斯奇 Please welcome Ricky Baldoski.
他在庫克發廊理發的 He had his haircut at Cook's.
瑞奇·貝爾道斯奇 Ricky Baldoski.
我宣布 有請... I said, please welcome
瑞奇·貝爾道斯奇 Ricky Baldoski.
伙計 是那個變戲法的 Hey, man, it's the magician.
剪一剪你的長頭發吧 Hey, get your hair cut.
知道嗎 是道克發明的剪刀 You know Doc invented scissors.
是嗎 庫克還創造了西瓜發型呢 Yeah? Cook invented the bowl cut.
這家伙太差勁了 This guy stinks!
滾下去吧 Get off the stage!
對不起 瑞奇 Oh, I'm sorry, Ricky.
-我們去看看 -沒事的 瑞奇 -We'll have it looked at. -Everything's fine, Ricky.
小子 你太遜了 You suck, son!
回家去吧 利伯雷斯 Go home, Liberace!
我接受你的交易 I accept your offer.
然后呢 Now what?
-你的磁帶卡了嗎 寶貝兒 -對的呀 -Did your soundtrack go out, baby? -That's right.
-需要支援嗎 -必須的 -Need some backup? -I certainly do.
什么情況... What the...
你們不能光著屁股在這兒閑逛 You can't walk around here like that... naked.
把旗子給我 Give me the flags.
請等一下 停下 Wait. Please, stop.
披上這個 Cover yourselves.
這樣好多了 披上 That's better. There.
披上 There.
這就對了 Mm. That's it.
這樣你們會暖和些 This will make you warm.
寶貝兒 漂亮的女孩兒 Here, honey. Pretty girl.
味道不太好啊 With a funky smell.
親愛的 你問起來有點太成熟了 Oh, honey, you smell a little ripe.
是呀 你說對了 我太他媽知道了 Yeah, you damn right I do.
謝謝 非常感謝 Thank you. Thank you very much!
你們好嗎 How you doing, county?
有人安排煙花表演嗎 Anybody order some fireworks?
利伯雷斯 我愛你 老兄 Liberace. I love you, man!
我非常高興能夠來到這里 Shucks, I'm just glad to be here.
聽啊 伙計 每一分鐘都值了 Hey, listen, man, it was worth every minute.
每一分鐘 Every single minute!
我就想說一件事 就是"上帝保佑美國" I just got one thing to say, that's God bless America
貓王萬歲 and long live the King!
埃爾維斯 埃爾維斯 埃爾維斯 Elvis! Elvis! Elvis!
貓王在世啊 The King lives on.
-太棒了 -謝謝 先生 -That was amazing. -Well, thank you, sir.
-太謝謝你了 -非常棒 -Thank you very much. -Just amazing.
謝謝 先生 非常感謝 Thank you, sir! Thank you very, very much.
我說 我想問問這些圍著國旗的妞是誰的點子 Say, I just wanted to ask you. What's with these here flag ladies?
太難聞了 They done smell like shit.
我以為是跟你一起表演的呢 I thought they were with your show.
對了 她們是我交易的一部分 Oh, that's right. They are part of my deal.
-是的 我要一直帶著她們 -說到交易... -Yeah, I bring them along with me. -Speaking of deals,
不如你加入杰瑞·克利夫蘭集團怎么樣 how would you like to join Jerry Cleveland Enterprises?
我們在整個東南地區 We do shows for county fairs
的八個州做鎮集市表演 in eight states throughout the Southeast.
酬勞豐厚哦 And it pays.
為什么不呢 先生 我愿意 我非常愿意 Why, yes, sir, I would. I would, indeed.
是的 我愿意 我愿意 非常感謝你 先生 Yes, I would! I would! Thank you very much, sir.
我成功了 我成功了 I made it! I made it!
-帥哥 -你好 -Hey, handsome. -Howdy.
我看了你的表演 太不可思議了 I caught your show. I was pretty impressed.
是嗎 謝謝 非常感謝 Well, thank you. Thank you very much.
聽我說 我為之前說的那些話道歉 So listen, I'm sorry about all that stuff I said.
-現在來道歉了 -我們走吧 -Are you now? -Let's get outta here.
-去哪兒 -我們回家吧 寶貝兒 -Where we gonna go? -Let's go home, baby.
我已經在家了 這兒是我家 那兒是我家 I am home. This is my home. That's my home.
大馬路也是我家 Open road is my home
因為我和杰瑞·克利夫蘭集團簽約了 'cause I'm signed on with Jerry Cleveland Enterprises.
我一周至少要演八場 I may be doing at least eight shows a week.
我要賺錢了 美元啊 I'm gonna get paid money. Real money.
你這意思是要離開我了 -Whoo! -You're just gonna leave me here?
答對了 就像你離開我一樣 That's right. Like you done did to me.
我就是要離開你 I'm just gonna leave you right here.
但是你肯定不會難過的 親愛的 But you're gonna be just fine, sweetheart.
知道為什么嗎 因為你有一樣我沒有的東西 You know why? 'Cause you got something that I don't.
-什么東西 -凱蒂貓啊 -What's that? -A kitty cat. Whoo!
我會在五分鐘之內 Well, I can find a man
找到一個男人和一個住的地方 and a place to stay in five minutes.
好啊 沒關系 真雷呀 All right. Whoa. Nothing. That's freaky.
好啊 盡情地來吧 Okay. Take all the time you need!
我聽到你正在找住的地方 I hear you're looking for a place to stay.
如果你需要個腳不沾地的地方住幾天 I've got an open spot if you need a few days
我那正好有個空位 to get your feet back on the ground.
好啊 謝謝 Well, thank you.
我想可能需要我把你抱上去 I think I just might have to take you up on that.
你沒事吧 Are you okay?
你怎么了 What happened to you?
一次小小的意外 Just a little accident.
女士們 我正找你們呢 Ladies, I've been looking for you.
你們為什么不趕緊上貨車呢 Why don't you go and get in the van?
別擔心 你可以坐前面 Don't worry. You can ride up front.
你什么意思 你從來不吃土豆泥么 What do you mean you ain't never ate a tater tot?
我不相信它們 I don't believe in them.
相信它們... Believe in them...
上帝呀 Christ's name.
很多人不相信上帝或者牙仙 Some people don't believe in God or the tooth fairy.
你覺得你有能力泯滅土豆泥的存在嗎 You think you have the right to dismiss the existence of tater tots.
這個國家的每個冰箱里 每個雜貨店都有土豆泥 Every freezer section, every grocery across this nation has tater tots.
我不吃加工過的土豆 不靠譜 I do not believe in eating processed potatoes.
真是這樣嗎 Well, ain't that something?
有時候你在這能吃一罐子腌豬屁股 Sometimes you come in here eating pickled pig's ass out of a jar.
但是現在...現在土豆泥又惹著你了 But now... now you too good for tater tots.
我聽夠你胡扯了 Now I've heard everything.
你猜怎么著 You know what?
說到腌豬屁股... Speaking of pickled pig's ass...
我還是趕在 I'd better be getting on home
我家老太婆發飆之前回家吧 before my old lady get to raising sand.
那好吧 明兒早見 Okay, then. I'll see you in the morning.
但愿吧 God willing.
-你好啊 -有什么需要嗎 -Hi there. -How can I help you today?
嗨 有什么能幫你的 Hi. How can I help you?
我想要一根球棒 I'm just looking for a baseball bat.
好啊 我正好有一根 Yeah, I got one of them.
我不記得放哪了 I don't know. It's here somewhere.
好像就在這邊 I got one of them right here.
就這一根 絕無僅有哦 That's the one I got. It's the only one I got.
給 收你七塊錢 Right there. That'll be $7.
是嗎 這個應該能用吧 Yeah? This should work.
-能 -好啊 -Yep. -Yeah.
看看窗外我的卡車 Take a look at my truck out there.
喜歡嗎 You like it?
你以為把車賣掉 You think you can just get rid of your car
我就找不到你了 and I wouldn't be able to find ya?
這鎮子就這么兩個半人 There's only, like, five people in this whole town!
你得明白 很多事情... You got to understand something...
別打我 媽的 Oh! Don't do that. Shit!
沒有人敢對我無禮... Nobody flips me...
滾開 Get off!
媽的 Oh, shit! Ow.
媽的 Shit.
你這惡心的侏儒 Oh, you sick little midget.
不 不 不 不 別這樣 奧爾頓 Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't do it, Alton.
-媽的 你...-他不值得你蹲監獄 -Hell, you... -He ain't worth going to prison for.
如果把他埋得夠深 就沒人能發現 If I bury him deep enough, nobody will know better.
別這樣 老兄 你沒看過"犯罪現場"嗎 Come on, man. Ain't you never seen "Forensics Files"?
他們能鑒別出你屁股毛的分子 They can find molecules of your ass hair
還有我從來沒聽說過的糞便里的一些東西 and poop on stuff I ain't even heard of before.
-你到底想說什么 -我也不知道 -What the hell are you talking about? -I don't know.
我只知道他們肯定能找到兇手 I just know that they always find the killer.
別這樣 算了 Don't do it. Come on.
捂著你的屁股滾出去 You get your ass outta here.
聽見了嗎 All right?
除非你真的拿著點什么東西來當 Unless you got a piece of yellow brick road to pawn,
否則永遠不要再來這里 don't you come back around here again.
好吧 Fine.
亞特蘭大的商務會議我已經遲到三個星期了 I'm three weeks late for a business meeting in Atlanta
就是因為你 because of you anyway.
-上帝啊 -見鬼 -Oh, Jesus. -Damn.
到底因為什么 What in the hell was that about?
說來話長 It's a long story.
我跟他豎了中指 I gave him the finger.
他就追著我不放 He's been stalking me ever since.
說來話也不是很長 Well, I guess it's a short story.
媽的 Shit.
這個能當多少 Hey, how much you give me on this?
我看看 Uh... let me see.
我給你四十 I'll give you 40.
成交 Sold.
給 Here.
我想問問你 I've just gotta ask you,
這些圍著國旗難聞的女孩是從哪兒來的 where'd these stanky ladies in the flags come from?
她們聞起來像是排便器噴出來的東西 They smell like something that done flew out of a defecation device.
我以為是跟你一起表演的呢 I thought they were with your show.
那么這些個 So where'd all these
難聞得要死的國旗女孩是從哪兒來的 stanky skanky flag ladies come from?
她們聞起來像山羊的便便 They smell like something that fell out of that goat.
我說 告訴我這些圍著國旗的女孩是誰 Say, can you tell me, who are all these ladies wrapped up in flags?
因為她們聞起來就像有人在彩色電影里打哈欠 'Cause they smell like someone yawned in Technicolor.
-我有個問題要問你 -什么事 先生 -I've got a question to ask you. -Yes, sir.
為什么這些光著屁股的女孩都圍著國旗 Why are all these naked ladies wearing flags
又為什么她們聞起來像大便 and why do they smell like doody?
你猜怎么著 我有一樣東西你沒有 You know what? I got something that you don't.
-什么東西 -蜜餞百果 -What's that? -A tutti-frutti! Whoo!
我弄了個星條旗 砰 I got me a star-spangled blammer!
一個北方帥小伙 A Yankee doodle dandy. Whoo!
我弄了個...!@#￥%&*() I got me a whop-bop-a-loo-bop a-wham-bam-boom.
我這就離開你 我覺得你應該小心點 And I'ma leave you here. And I think that you should be careful.
你應該小心點 小女生 You should be careful, young missy.
因為夜里會有怪東西砰地跳到 'Cause something that go bump in the night gonna climb up
你的庫奇小短褲里 它會長驅直入那個東西 your little scoochy-cooch and it's gonna find its way
那個你有而我沒有的東西 into that thing that you got that I don't.
你們好 我親愛的... Hello, my lovely...
我們他媽的要... We gonna fuckin'...
干你屁眼 拉馬爾 kick your ass, Lamar.
好了 保羅 我們... All right, Paul, let's...
可能有人說過了 Somebody could have said
我們重來一次 let's dial it back.
我們重來... Let's dial it...
他正流血呢 這不是什么好事 This gurgling, this ain't exactly normal.
我才不碰他呢 讓他在那呆著吧 他沒事的 I ain't taking his ass nowhere and getting locked up. He's okay.
我們不能把他扔這兒不管 We can't just leave him here.
-看看 -對不起 -Look at that. -Sorry.
好的 我們重來 Okay, let's reset.
再來一條 這條也不錯 Get another one. That was great, too.
對不起 我失控了 我...我是個混蛋 I'm sorry, I lost it. I... I'm a fucking bastard.
我真要殺你的時候可沒這么好笑 It's not gonna be funny when I really kill ya.
一點都不...一點都不好笑 It's not gonna be... it's not funny now,
可我不知道為什么我...好了 噓 but I don't know why it made me... okay. Shh.
-好的 我們還沒掉頭呢 -我們不掉頭么 -Okay, we haven't turned around yet. -Are we turning around?
操 對不起我失控了 Fuck. I'm sorry I lost it.
不 沒事的 No, it's okay.
停 And cut.
好的 停 停 停 All right, cut, cut, cut.
格羅斯 Gross!
第一旋轉木馬 First carousel?
停 Cut.
強尼 你是最棒的 Oh, Johnny, you're the best.